John Carlson: A Day Down On The Farm
By John Carlson— You know you’re about to get an impressive introduction to modern farming when your nephew’s tractor, hauling a huge planter, pulls up sounding like a Boeing 737 approaching a gate at Indianapolis International. “Holy moly!” you think. Amid flashing lights, there are all manner of mechanical noises and whining turbo sounds. The whining comes from God-knows-what pieces of sophisticated machinery that are mechanically integrated into the vehicle. I specify this fact to make one thing clear: The whining did NOT come from me who, despite being a decrepit little butterball of a man, risked a critical spike…
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