John Carlson: Time for Ban on Raccoons
By: John Carlson— I don’t believe in ghosts, much, but I do believe in raccoons. If I ever doubted raccoons exist – which, of course, I didn’t – proof of them has become irrefutable of late, since a whole family of the pesky varmints has apparently moved under our house. It all started with an occasional bump in the night. “What’s that?” Nan would ask. Naturally, being a world-class chicken, my first thought would be that somebody built our house over an ancient burial ground, and that sound was the spirits of dead people moving around our crawl space, trying…
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